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Only the metaphors were mixed
as the frog was dragged off to be fixed
soon he'll be able to sing soprano
while the cow plays hot licks on the piano
- October 21st, 2009, 09:30 pm
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The boys will come
The boys will go
The men will stay for ever more
- October 23rd, 2009, 09:58 am
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jsbach Never eat more than you can lift. ----Miss Piggy's Guide to Life.

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Keep a little secret
And hide it in your heart
Do something wonderful
Take no credit for your part

No one needs to know
What you have done for them
Hold your little secret
Close again and again
- October 23rd, 2009, 09:06 pm
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The raven said "Nevermore"
as it pointed the boys out the door
to the street where the bells tolled
they stood on the corner where the hot dice rolled.
- October 23rd, 2009, 09:08 pm
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jsbach wrote :
Keep a little secret
And hide it in your heart
Do something wonderful
Take no credit for your part

No one needs to know
What you have done for them
Hold your little secret
Close again and again
oh, I like this!!!
- October 23rd, 2009, 09:42 pm
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TinkerKat wrote :
oh, I like this!!!

Thanks Tink!
- October 23rd, 2009, 10:40 pm
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How many names can you be?
How many faces do you see?
Which one is true?
Which one is false?
Do your people
ever cross?

A deck of cards
has only 12
You have many
more to tell

Again I ask
which one is you?
All or none
which one is true?
- October 30th, 2009, 12:45 am
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jsbach wrote :
He had a look, he had a flair
A roguish smile, if you dare

A mystery to quite a few
She knew not what he'd do

Was he safe or was he not
She thought about this a lot

Flattering words he tossed around
Like flower petals to the ground

In the end she made up her mind
He was the skirt chasing kind

He knew too many woman
All too well
For just one to be special
Chances were nil

She wanted a man who
Didn't play the rides
Not one who thought the
Odds were on his side.

What he was looking for
Was very prime
What he had to give
Wasn't on his mind
More valuable than a ruby
She knew she was
Always remember
for this reason, because

Wait for the worthy
Don't settle for less
A pearl of great price
Hidden happiness

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- October 30th, 2009, 01:04 am
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November Moon
You came too soon
I was so busy,
I almost missed you
- November 5th, 2009, 05:43 pm
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I hate school
I feel like a tool
Essays are bad
They make me mad.
Thank God "The Office" is on in ten minutes.
- November 5th, 2009, 05:55 pm
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